If anyone has the inclination that the famed "Kim Kardashian" wedding was meant to be anything other than a futile attempt to keep her relevant, you are sorely mistaken. Sure, she fills out a dress perfectly and has a body that most guys (and some women) would pay anything to take a crack at. But a fairy-tale wedding, it was not.
Just for the simple fact that she gets as much television coverage as it is, she needs to be thrown off a cliff or sent to an island somewhere so rich people who actually deserve their riches can hunt them down like in "The Most Dangerous Game", a book that her whole family probably didn't realize existed because, well, they just don't read. No, they just have ghost writers documenting their every move. Okay so let's break down the list of why this whole family is a sham and we're all the victims. Well, unless you know they're full of shit, then you're ahead of the game. Here's the list of shenanigans by Kimmy and her Klan.
1. Kim Kardashian was marrying a white guy. We all know she has a taste for interracial relationships, as does Khloe and Kourtney. (Why Al Sharpton never got on them for their initials spelling out KKK is a different mystery...wait, he's not paid by MSNBC to have an open opinion anymore).
2. Kim and Khloe Take Whatever City is premiering soon and she needed to cement some viewers.
3. Kris' (the mom's) new book was slated to come out and she mysteriously was on the talk-show circuit days after the marriage imploded.
4. Khloe and Lamar's Pistachio commercial happened to air during the shenanigans. Payday!
5. Rob was trending on Dancing With the Stars during the shenanigans (in which they are paid to dance on). Payday!
6. Kourtney is now trending because of her impending pregnancy. Magazine covers = Payday!
7. Kim marketed and was paid for her reality wedding show and is still in the news. Payday!
8. Her husband is now all over the place, supplementing his income in case the NBA lock-out extended into a cancelled season. He needed cash, plain and simple. Cash out, fuck a knockout, talentless woman and reap the rewards.
9. Now the Jenner kids are modeling and getting shout-outs from Kris the mother-pimp. Payday!
Should I go on? No. There's enough evidence there that can be looked up on Google at any time. check the dates, check the validity, check it all. It makes total sense that the public was conned by a talentless, incredibly hot moron and her lecherous family. They all need to be stopped! Seriously, get them off the air and out of our lives. The only legitimate thing Kim Kardashian has ever done was the "Kim Kardashian sex tape". She's got mad skills in the bedroom and should stick to that. I'd download her porn because frankly, that's the only reason she exists at all.
But then again it's reality television, where everything is staged and manipulated into complete fiction, masquerading as real life to con us all.
Take back television!
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